I’m a very musical dog. I think that’s because my two-legger Elizabeth is always singing songs for me. They’re usually all about me, which I think is pretty cool.
Sometimes, a box on top of the big white humming machine in the food room makes talking and singing noises that seem to interest my two-leggers. This morning I heard something that interested me – a song – all about someone called Rocky Racoon. A real catchy tune… ~:oD=
On the way to work this morning, I got thinking about ways to make my job more interesting. It’s kind of quiet here in the winter.
I had a brilliant idea! I’d write a song for Elizabeth! She could sing it to that Rocky Racoon tune I like so much:
I’m a Great Newfenees,
Struttin’ just as I please,
Through aisleways stacked sky-high with books.
My boss is getting the blues….
She needs some folks to peruse,
And give all these tomes some good homes!
Hey two-leggers: BOW WOW!
You need to get down here now,
So get your pals on their leads and get reads!
If you live far away,
Shop her website today:
e-c-books dot c-a and she’ll mail.
So… What do you think? Do you think she’ll like it? Does it make you want to come in? Let me know. (I need a raise…) ~;oP=